Oh yeah, from myself to myself. Or sometimes, to a friend.
I have to wake up at 9plus later to go to work. And I'm not asleep! Will probably be dying in the shop later. Hope won't have too many customers. Teehee.
Going to Hougang Mall tom- today instead of usual Compasspoint because they have lacked of staff. Hope a certain someone won't be there >.<
Went to baby's house yesterday. Baby gives the best massages! Haha.
See! I put that in my blog le. (He wanted me to type that here.)
Rather full from eating almost half a pint of Ben&Jerry's Dublin Mudslide, which by the way is extremely sweet, and extremely nice! Yum yum. Had a craving for chocs, and this was the only related one available in muh fridge.
Anyway, with all that extra sugar in my blood now, don't think I can't sleep too! Or, maybe I can cos I'm full? Hmmm... see what wins later.
Anyway, found this hilarious thing online.
Top 10 signs your guy is addicted to porn:
10. He refuses to let you answer the door when it’s the plumber or pizza delivery guy. (Hey, he knows all too well what these dudes are capable of.)
9. He’s always checking for hidden web cams before you have sex.
8. Correction: He’s always setting up hidden web cams before you have sex.
7. Whenever the two of you walk by an Internet café, he starts licking the windows.
6. His car has a bumper sticker that reads, “Honk if you too are addicted to Internet porn!”
5. His lucrative career as a professional hand model was cut tragically short due to crippling carpal tunnel syndrome.
4. As he’s climaxing with you, he screams “More bandwidth!” (LOL)
3. He doesn’t have a clue who Blake Lively is. But he knows a hell of a lot about chicks with names like Tawnee Stone, Luba, and the Fey Sisters.
2. When you innocently go on his computer, you innocently notice that he has no browser history. The guy clears his cache as often as he clears his throat.
1. He checks out online porn at least a couple of times a week... oops, that’s actually just a sign that your guy is a guy.
Credits to www.cosmopolitan.com
Haha! Was it as amusing for you as it was for me?
